Performance anxiety
Now Uber’s climbed up my ass with ‘driving insights.’
So, in recognition of my ‘excellent’ rating…
Pro Tip #23: remove your right shoe while driving. This will give you a much better ‘feel’ for the pedals and make stops/starts smoother. And safer! Promise.
(Pro Tip 23a: please remember to WASH your right foot beforehand. Wait. Foot? Hand? Never mind. Thank you.)